Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Pre-Emptive Strike

     In the spirit of the Great and Powerful G. Dubya, I wanted to make a pre-emptive strike at my naysayers and tell this to the native Jawjans who are fond of saying, "Eef you don't layke it here, go to (enter favorite destination for liberals. e.g. New York, California, France, etc), yoo damm lib'ral!"

     The proper response: "I'm here to stay for as long as I damn please, and I'm going to work my hardest to improve this godforsaken bit of America as much as I can."

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